Wherefore

Some reports supply replies, but here I do not. Here, I call for the questions. If you longing to rack your brains for finding the answers to these life conundrums. But, I warn you. Beware. These are not easily, & although somewhat hilarious & amusing, they are real & true to life. Ought I start? Ok, here I go:1) How come Tarzan has no bears even although he grows up with wolves in the jungle?2) Wherefore does glue not stick to the insides of the tube or might that it comes in?3) Wherefore do they use sterile injections when executing someone who is condemned to decease?4) Wherefore do we press down harder & harder or the remote controls even although we know that the batteries are low?5) Wherefore is it that when someone hits us in the ankles with his supermarket trolley & then appologizes, do we say that everything is ok? I mean, things are not really great. Wherefore is it that we do not say that it aches?6) Wherefore is it that whatever the color of the bath soap, the bubbles are all of the time lily-white?7) Wherefore is it that you will never find a day when mattresses are not on sales event?8) Wherefore is it that on the World Wide Web casinos all of the time offer large gift money for their tournaments but never announce the literal name of the succeeder after the competition is over?9) If human beings developed from monkeys, why is it that there still are monkeys?10) Wherefore did the Nipponese Kamikaze pilots put on helmets during the second World War?11) Wherefore does Superman stop bullets with his chest but, then, hen when the empty gun is thrown at him.12) Wherefore do banks insinuate a commission when you go into debt even although they know that there is no money in that score?13) Wherefore do people go back once more & once more to the refrigerator hoping that something new to eat will draw in there?14) Wherefore do people move their vacuum cleaner over a tend thread lying on the flooring, bend down, extract it up, examine it, & then, place it on the floor once more & move the vacuum over it once more?15) Wherefore do people conveive it when they are stated that there are more than four billion stars, but when they see a sign that says wet paint, they have to touch & control?16) Wherefore does a plastic handbag not open at the finalizes where you first try to open it?17) Wherefore do you never listen to jokes about father in laws?18) Wherefore are there deathly insects inside included electric lamps?19) Wherefore is it that in wintertime we try & hold the home as warm as it was during the summertime when back in the summertime we hated the heat?20) Wherefore is it that every time you try & grasp something that is about to fall off the desk, you all of the time hit something else & drop that instead?Conclusion:Life has numerous oddities & conundrums: numerous amusing, numerous less. I have mentioned but a couple of. Ponder of more? Send them to me.